Letter to Mr Bill Gates

CREDIT to http://benangkasar.blogspot.com/


Di Kirim Oleh erie at 11:41 AM

Kepada yang tak tau english...Tok sah baca la erk...tak sempat nak translate.. hehehe

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

buka puasa yg ditaja =)

Salam...

First of all, selamat menyambut ramadhan dan selamat berpuasa! And selamat menyambut hari raya aidilfitri in advance!

Puasa kali ni, sama2 seperti puasa2 yg lepas...tp jiwa/emosi ku x sama seperti ramadhan2 yg lepas... =)

Vendor hok belanja makan pon, pilih tempat ntah apa2...tp, takpe la...dh kata mkn free, suka ati dorg la kan nk belanja berbuka pose kat mana kan?

Buka puasa beramai2 hok first skali aku join yg ditaja ialah di Le Meridien Hotel kat KLCC tu. Ermmm xde la best sgt pon mknan kat situ...tak sehebat Concorde Shah Alam la wa ckp sama lu...

Sbb yg ni, aku masuk je dining room tu, dh terasa mual bau daging kambing...hok aloh! mknan style Arab...dh ler time tu perot tgh kosong, ditambah lak dgn bauan extra yg membolehkan aku mengeluarkan muntah hijau!

Sib baik ler ada swimming pool kat luar tuh yg membuatkan kitorg tukar haluan pi amik angin dulu kat situ...Sambil tgk minah2 duk berenang pakai bikini. Tp, yg tu aku xde la nk amik kisah sgt...cuma tgh2 aku duk lepak dgn member, ada la sorg uncle ni...duk minum beer dpn kitorg...smpai 3 gelas siot! Dahaga sgt la kot, penat puasa la tu! =p

Then bila dh dekat nk buka puasa, kitorg masuk balik dining room tu...get ready nk amik juadah utk berbuka...PENING! PENING! Tatau nk mkn apa daa....Menu yg ada lgsung x kena dgn selera aku...sib baik la mkn free, kalau x, mmg aku x pegi...huhuhu

Ok, berbuka puasa part two plak, mlm td...Jep banjer buka puasa kat Pizzahut kat Taipan USJ. Tapi aku smpai lewat kat situ, coz tertido smpai dkt waktu berbuka...letey btol la...

Makan kat pizzahut, punyerla x hengat! Kroza n Ana, asik mengorder je...mknnya tak...hishhh...bernafsu btol la...

p/s: Lps ni, sape plak nk taja buka pose yer ;)

just enjoy the show...

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

Slow it down
Make it stop
Or else my heart is going to pop
'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
To be something I'm not

I'm a fool
Out of love
'Cause I just can't get enough

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show

The sun is hot
In the sky
Just like a giant spotlight
The people follow the sign
And synchronize in time
It's a joke
Nobody knows
They've got a ticket to that show
Yeah

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I dont know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show
Just enjoy the show

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze and love is a riddle
I dont know where to go I can't do it alone I've tried
And I don't know why

I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down I know
I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show

dum de dum
dudum de dum
Just enjoy the show
dum de dum
dudum de dum
Just enjoy the show

I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
Just enjoy the show
I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
Just enjoy the show

kembali celik...sebelum ni buta ker?

nk add sket ni...aku dh jmpa spek mata aku yg ntah mana2 aku letak tu...dh 2 hari aku rabun nmpak sumer objek dabel jek...mula2 risau gak igt hilang kat mana2...tertinggal kat R&R ke...rupa2 terselit dlm dashboard kete...seb baik...kalo tak, mau nyer bising ayah aku tu...ye la...ni spek yg aku pakai skrg ni pon, aku dh lupa yg dh ke berapa kali buat...hahaha...asik ilang n jatuh dlm mgkuk tandas jek...

jom pi kursus kawen!!!

huhuhu...kawen??? lawak la bila dpt SMS dr kak meem ajak g kursus kawin td. Dah la aku tgh meeting kat Menara TM kat Ayer Keroh td. Igtkan hal apa la yg urgent sgt smpai sms, sbb biasanya main emel2 je dgn budak2 ni...hihihi. Ala...kursus kawin jek...bukannya nk kawin lg pon...nmpk gaya kali ni aku nk join la kak meem g kursus tu...at least nnti kalo dh jmpa calon kan, kawin je terus, xyah nk berkursus2 bagai kan...btol x?

Arini mcm xbape nk bermaya...td time mandi pon, aku dh terbatuk2 then terus termuntah atas lantai bilik mandi tu...abis kuar segala mak nenek hok aku makan time berbuka pose td...hahaha...Anis dun wori, i dh basuh lantai bilik mandi tu sebersih2 dan sesucinya...hihihi

Mungkinkah sbb aku terlalu pikir pasal hal tu? Smpai aku hilang kawalan pd diri sndiri...rasa kosong sangat2...

Teringat kata2 mak..." Kalaulah along ada partner, senang hidup along...tak payah la nk susahkan adik pegi pasang lampu la, apa la kat umah along tu"...terkadang terasa diri ni mcm menyusahkan org la plak...Tp, kalo kawin pon, for sure aku akan susahkan partner aku lak kan? so sama je...Takpe mak, adik along yg sorg tu sayangkan along...Dia sggup buat apa saje utk kakak tersayang dia ni... Tak payah la nk risau... Tapi tatau la smpai bila adik aku tu dpt bertahan dgn aku...takkan la dia xnk ada family sndiri kan? Sampai bila nk jd bodyguard aku...hurmmm....

Kepada kawan2 yg dh kawin or bakal kawin...hargailah apa yg ada dpn mata anda skrg...jgn cepat melatah...usia perkahwinan anda adalah bukti bahawa anda mmg betul2 bersedia utk memikul tggungjwab sebgai suami/isteri. Semoga bahagia sentiasa hendaknya...aminnn...

Nk tido dh ni...jmpa di next post...daaaa...

Berkat walau sedikit...terukir keredhaan...

Harapan Tidak Buta
Artist: Alarm Me
Song Category: Nasyid

Berjalan di jalan yang terang
Agar tiada jatuh dan tersungkur di persimpangan
Berhati bila di jalanan
Bimbang datang ujian
Menduga keimanan

Sudah menjadi suratan
Setiap sesuatu bersifat sementara
Jerih perit di dunia
Terungkai dek pawana

Hembusan ketaqwaan
Pilu melihat mereka
Dihimpit kemiskinan
Yang serba kekurangan
Berkat walau sedikit
Terukir keredhaan
Di wajah ketenangan

Masih ada harapan
Ubah nasib kehidupan
Bekalan ilmu yang berguna

Berjalan di jalan yang terang
Agar tiada jatuh dan tersungkur di persimpangan
Berhati bila di jalanan
Bimbang datang ujian
Menduga keimanan

Berusaha hindar keculasan
Waspada kefakiran
Jerumuskan kekufuran
Maruah dibela dijaga
Tidak meminta-minta
Hanya Tuhan segala

Mereka fakir di dunia
Namun berilmu dan beramal mulia..

benci mencintaimu!!!

...aku terlanjur cinta kepadamu, dan telah kuberikan seluruh hatiku...i hate this part!!!! :'(


Ya Allah, Kau mudahkanlah perjalanan hidup hambaMu ini...Aminnn...