Wednesday, October 27, 2010

be a good employee okay!

"When you are in Light everything follows you ,but
When u enter dark even your own shadow will not follow u"
-Hitler.....


As an Employee


* the biggest motivation is salary
* the unluckiest thing is promotion without salary adjustment
* the most "shiok" thing is you don't work anyhow also get pay increment
* the greatest talent is "bodek boss"
* the greatest mistake is to argue with your boss
* the most demoralising thing is to receive salary late
* the most pitiful thing is you did not get your salary and your boss ran away
* the happiest thing is you become your boss' boss
* the cleverest thing is you are late but boss doesn't know
* the stupidest thing is you publicly say that you are lazy
* the most common thing is - the boss says something but means another
* the proudest thing is you sack your boss
* the most "rugi" thing is you work hard but your colleague takes the credit
* the most dangerous thing is to become a "two-headed" snake

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